The Coffy Legacy, Gen 2.3

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Warnings: foul language and sim-sexings

Last time on the Coffy legacy, burglar Chloe Gonzaga was brought back to life as a zombie by Marcus. She now works for the Coffy family as a sort of...well, there's no nice way to put this: slave. Foxy made lots of friends and Cleo adopted a kitten, Frannie. Then the two girls left for La Fiesta Tech with multiple scholarships.



Foxy: Hey Cleo, congrats on getting into university - especially since
you're three whole sim day younger than me.



While settling in, a quick scan of the dormitory reveals that the local mens
are all trifling, fat-faced BABIES.



I purchased a hand-held game-thing for Cleo, in anticipation of needing quick
fun-ups to keep them studying. Unfortunately, this is all she does on the
first day of Uni. It's annoying.



Foxy, meanwhile, has turned into a complete spaz.

Foxy: Wheeee! I'm in the wall, now I'm out of the wall! Yayyyy!



Foxy: SKYNARD! YEEAAAHHHH PLAY FREEBIRD!

Foxy got the iPod instead of a DS, but I have to give her credit because this
was the ONLY time she ever got it out and listened to it.



Probably because she soon discovered there were more pressing things to get
down to at university.

Whatcha doin' there, Foxy?

Foxy: Sittin nakey on muh bed...



Okay then, so NOW what are you doing?

Foxy: Sittin nakey on the other side of my bed...*giggle*

She kept getting up, getting dressed, then moving to the other side of the
bed to get naked and "relax." I think her lover was stuck waiting for the
elevator or something.

Also, sorry for the obnoxious censoring. It's not I who is a prude, it's
photobucket. Some of these will probably end up deleted anyway. Grr.

So anyway, Foxy's lover eventually showed up and oh. my. god.



CRIPES, ITS CAPTAIN HOWDY.



I guess he can't take his eyes off her?
And ew, it's one of those baby-faced creeps from the second pic.



That is one really grateful looking dude.



Meanwhile, Cleo was downstairs being a good influence.
She sat down to "research" and everyone else sat down to do the same thing!



She also got busy socializing with her new dormies.

Cleo: You should see my Frannie..she just loves to play finger-wiggle
and be tossed in the air. Awww...I miss her so much!
Spikey-haired dormie: What the fuck is that chick talking about?

Also, one of the dormies in the hot tub is a little special. Can you guess
which one?



*points like John McCain* THAT ONE!

This was the only self-wetting I ever caught, though. Even though I have
nouniprotect my dormies were really disappointingly self-sufficient. The
only thing they ever really did was stink. Maybe the hack isn't working
for me for some reason?



Anyway, Foxy immediately took advantage of her new boy-toy by making him
write her term paper. Having lots of friends = lots of influence. I
love it!



She's also too busy rejecting the admiration of others to worry about studying.



Speaking of admiration, It turns out that there's someone Cleo has her eye on!

Cleo: Mmm, he's hotter than a bowl of burnt-ass chili.



He's definitely not bad! The best looking male dormie by far.



The most drama that happened during first semester was that red-head and
pink-hat went around poking each other constantly.

Red-head: OW, go easy on the money makers, ho!



Special dormie also continued to be special (that's Foxy's bed, fyi).



By second semester, Foxy had rolled the want to choose the Polysci major,
but Cleo was having nothing but love-and-family related wants. First kiss,
fall in love, etc. So I figured I'd call up the gypsy wench, even though
she has yet to provide any worthy specimens.



...What a horrorshow.
Seriously, the wide mouth? The probiscus-like nose? The overly-tweezed
brows? I can find some fugly sims charming but this guy didn't have a single
ounce of charm.



He also didn't like anything Cleo had to say. Chump.



Cleo: Are you serious? Do you not see how cute I am?

No worries Cleo, we'll just have to get to work on mohawk dormie!



Foxy invited Jin over. They have two bolts, so I figured I'd have her give
him a makeover so that we could get a good look at him without the Zoid Spicoli
hair and fuzzy eyebrows..

Foxy: Now the mantra here is tweeze. Tweeze, tweeze, tweeze!
Jin: Do I really have to take beauty advice from someone with such
a shitty hair mesh?

Yes, yes you do. An I'll change the hair later, when I find something that
I like that's still ethnic-y.



Who would have guessed that Jin's a drag queen! Seriously, he looks just
like my favorite queen from my the last town I lived in. Her name was Destiney.
I have no idea if she knew that her stage name was misspelled or not...



He definitely has a queenie personality. He gets right in to the spirit of
Foxy's bad-mouthing on Chloe Gonzaga.

Jin: Girl, you don't even know. I heard she's a real carpenter's
dream - flat as a board and needs a good screw!



Cleo decided to get a closer look at mohawk-dormie, too. His name is
Chuck, btw.



Very nice! It's just too bad he has to have black hair.



The makeover seemed to heat things up between he and Cleo, though.
Either that, or someone's been farting in the water.



I just remembered that special dormie peed onto the edge of the hottub
just a little while ago.
You sure you want to do this here, guys?



Chuck: It's cool, baby...hot water kills pee, baby-making sperm,
and STDs. That's why hot tubs are the shagging spot of choice by all
college kids.
Cleo: Gee, really? ^_^

Chuck is definitely not taking biology, is he?



Cleo: I'm a woman now. It feels... emptier than I thought.



The next day, Foxy wanted to invite Tank over. She did, and they
immediately headed for the mating-pond.
Foxy! Your sister was JUST in there.



Foxy: *doesn't care* *falls in love*

Fine. But you can't marry him, he's a playable.



Doesn't anyone study around here?



Cleo: Whatever. That was totally a learning experience.

Look at that face. Whatever happens in that photobooth, sims REALLY seem
to like it.



Er, or maybe not.



...Talk about unsanitary. And uncomfortable.
That's Tank under Foxy, btw.

Person in stall: I...I'm scared to come out.

Yeah, I would be too.



Tank: Thanks babe, that was hot. I'm out. Don't call me,
I'll call you.
Foxy: *still assuming the position* Wait... what?

Tank's look is a little sexually confused, dontcha think? His face says
"don't ask!" but his outfit says "TELL! OMG, PLEASE TELL!"



It must be said that Cleo and Chuck have a much more wholesome courtship.
Isn't this shot of them flirting in the snow adorable?



Oh well, spoke to soon.
Guess there was nothing on TV that night?

As amusing as it was, at this point I had to uninstall the "sex everywhere"
hack. It really -does- make your sims stand around like zombies without freewill,
and the fact that it's not autonomous makes it a lot less fun. :/



I don't know why I keep bringing this matchmaker over. She's totally figured
out that if she keeps conjuring up uglies, her "marks" will keep paying her
to try again.
This time, though, she really goes on a SPREE of fail. It's a trilogy of fail,
in fact, and I'm titling it Exxxtreme MAXImum Features.



Exxxtreme MAXImum Features I - Predator!



Exxxtreme MAXImum Features II - Eyes Wide Shut!



Exxxtreme MAXImum Features III - Jaws, the Return!

Dormie in hottub: Ugh, he is pretty bad. Even I'm prettier than he is.



And a whole lot smoother, too. Mmmhmmm, check out that knowing smirk. You
know he's got something downstairs that he's proud of.

Anyway...



Since my nouniprotect hack wasn't killing off dormies, I decided to take the
matter into my own hands.



The streaker finally showed up, but I never once got a cow mascot. The
cheeleader came, but only like twice. I wonder if this dorm is glitched?

Streaker: Wheeee!
Girl in yellow raincoat: OMG, that streaker is so FREE! So free that her
bottom jaw came detached!


Now, let's take a brief interlude to see what's going on back at the Coffy
household, shall we?




Hmm. Not much going on other than Chloe Gonzaga slaving away. I wonder if
I can find her a house-elf type outfit somewhere?



She also calls for Chinese take out and is disappointed to learn that they
don't deliver brains this far out into the desert.



Miss Pam comes home in a FURY! Possibly because she went to work with the
thinking cap on her head.

Basically, I went back to the main house just to do some power-skilling.
Both Marcus and Miss Pam were in platinum asp. thanks to the girls getting
into college, and I wanted to take advantage of it. :D





It was about this time that I changed default eye sets. I realized that the
eyelashes of DOOM were actually being exacerbated by the yumedust eyeset
I was using. So I switched to the easy/lucky/free edits by without_pith.
Now I will have fun, crazy, animated eyes like I see in other legacies!



Case in point!



And again!
I love them so much. Yays!



The plant finally ate someone. It was the baby-faced guy that Foxy lost
her V-plates to. She didn't even have a memory of him dying, haha.



Foxy started going around in her swimsuit everywhere, even during a
raging blizzard. How vain.

Foxy: That's what you get for naming me Foxy.



And the penguin came! This was my first time having winter come to a lot,
so I was excited to see him. Unfortunately, winter REALLY slowed my game
down in the dormitory, so I had to get rid of the option for showing snow
on the ground.



Water balloons in winter - great idea! :/ But isn't Chuck cute?



No one likes going into the kitchen. The environment is always in the red
because this bowl's been on the counter since freshman year.



Yeah, I don't know why I keep trying, either.



Malcolm Landgrabb! I actually like his looks. They're extreme, but in an
interesting way. I don't think they'd mesh well with the Coffy features,
though.



Awww, well, why not? Tank never comes around anymore and her other booty call
is now milk for the udders. Nothing wrong with a little casual sexings.



I said CASUAL sexings. Damn, that was fast.



Or maybe it's just something about this photobooth. Cupid must live in
there. I hope he gives the place a wipe-down now and then.



Anyway, girls, you can stop studying now. I guess you didn't notice, since
you were busy spreadin' your legs and all, but you've graduated!

Both: Wait...what?

That's right, graduated!



AMAZING!

I broke down and used the college adjuster for their soph. and junior years.
People always say Uni is long and boring, but I'd never played it much and
didn't understand what the problem was. It looked fun to me. But ugh...
it really is SO long, and I kept waiting for DRAMA and CHAOS but it never
happened much, boo. So anyway, I did play through freshman and senior years
without cheating. The girls made straight A+s, bagged a ton of grant money,
and made the dean's list every time. Foxy majored in Polysci and Cleo majored
in Art.



Foxy gets to have her graduation party first, I guess, because I couldn't
figure out how to make it so their parties occurred at the same time, grrr.



Ugh, you two. I know the party's a snoozer and all, but do you realize how
much bodily fluids have spurted forth into that hottub?



Awww, I love this picture. I loved that there were just two kids for me to
play. It's going to make choosing an heir really hard, but I feel like
I got to know both of them really well, right down to the last pixel. :D



Oh Foxy, that's...really not fierce.



Definitely NOTHING in comparison to your Mama, who's a complete BAMF.



Miss Pam sticks around for Cleo's party, too. I think they're probably
singing the theme song to Shaft, or maybe Dreadlock Holiday's
"White Lines."



Chloe Gonzaga also showed up. She's looking rather bloated, for a corpse.
I guess that makes sense, though - corpses bloat!



The most drama she caused, though, was to pick an argument with Cleo.
Chuck was thoroughly entertained by it, clearly!

Chuck: I like watching my girlfriend be mean. :D



Hahaha, there's a fine plate of spaghetti marinara in front of you, so
what do you do? Chow down on ruffles and hawaiian punch, of course.



Time for Cleo to matriculate! I have no idea why she's no longer wearing
her cap and gown and has changed into her street clothes.



And here the girls are, back at the homestead, to await the naming of the heir!

Nice threads, ladies.



Cleo, post-makeover. I like that hair so I'm keeping it on her.



And here's Foxy, with dreadlocks again because I prefer them on her.
Is it me or does she look like Jennifer Lopez?



Miss Pam: Congratulations, Foxy. I've decided that you will be my heir!
I love both of my daughters equally, and it was an extremely hard decision
to make, but...



Miss Pam: ...Truthfully, your Dad and I need to make some motherfuckin'
job promotions here soon, and you've got more friends than both of us
combined. So yeah, that's the real reason.
Foxy: Cool. *yawn*



Miss Pam: Good luck, sweet baby daughter. It's a cruel world out there,
but Mama will always cut up anyone who hurts you.



Foxy: Later sis!
Cleo: *hugs tight*
Marcus: What's up with them? Oh, they must be on their periods.



Marcus: Oh hey, you're leaving? But you just moved in here with
all that grant money. Be sure you take it--
Miss Pam: *glares into the back of head* Darling? Shut. Up.



Miss Pam: Bye sweetie! *waves to Cleo*
Marcus: Bye sweetie! *waves to Miss Pam*

Marcus is still Marcus!



Cleo: Bye everyone!
Stinky Skunk: Hay, sup hot stuff? Can I come with? I'd spray
you all night looooong...


You'll see Cleo again! She'll have her own special spare update later. :)
Also, I should mention that she took Frannie-cat with her because all through
uni she was constantly rolling wants about her and no one else ever did, haha.

Coming up on the next update... massive legacy house makeover!