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Warnings: foul language, sim-sex, and MORE character death

Now that they're the same age, Foxy and Cleo quickly become BFFs. They're both
adorable, but Cleo's really pulling focus in this shot.

And now that the kids are more self-sufficient, Miss Pam can do some power-skilling.
Man, this LTW is hard when you don't cheat. :/ Her children are closer to maxing a skill
than she is...but then again they've been skilling since they were toddlers. Miss Pam
didn't start until she was 25.

Marcus is the only one with a job, and while they're not hurting for money, they don't
have any extra that I can use on the house. And I love me some beautiful sim houses.
Sigh, guess I'll have to wait a few more generations until I get that disposable income.

It doesn't help that all my chance cards reward me them with PEANUTS.

Cleo is the family's sole tub pirate. She's the only one with enough playful points.

Foxy still reads the paper every night, though in this pictures it's probably
to protect herself from the stench of her mother's rotten poptarts.

Have you ever had a rotten poptart? Don't those things survive nuclear war,
along with twinkies and fruit rollups?

This guy just wandered in one night and started helping with the dishes.
I think he might've been some chimo looking to peek at the girls. I mean,
look at that pedo-stache!

Or is it a porno-stache? Anyway, he played chess all night and then left in
the morning. Totally normal behavior.

Jan is still exhibiting totally normal behavior, too.

Cleo and Miss Pam love to dance together. Aw, I love this interaction.

Everyone: Come back with that paper at once, Circe Beaker!

Marcus lectures through walls! And I wonder why they care? Foxy is the
only one who actually READS the paper.

Oh, I see. Someone's trying to be like big sis. (This is the one and only
time I ever saw Cleo read the paper, though).

Speaking of big sis, it's time for Foxy to get her period!

Foxy: Wheeee, I get to be a pearl girl!

And she ages into EAxis best. D:

...Wow! What a stunner! And I love the dreads on her.

Now that Foxy's a ~woman~, she and her mother have much better conversations.

Foxy: What was running from the cops like, Mom?
Miss Pam: Mmmm, motherfuckin' sirens.

Some Dude: I think you'd look FIERCE running from the cops!

Foxy's still addicted to the newspaper, though. She must be boning up on
her knowledge of the local street violence.

I smell fail.

You're the work horse in the family, Marcus. Better shape up or you might
end up out to pasture!

Time for Cleo to follow Foxy into teen-hood!

And as you can see in the background, they finally scrounged up enough
simoleons to wallpaper the rest of the house.

Much less embarrassing transition outfit.

Awwww, pretty! She looks just like Miss Pam to me.

So, one of the girls rolled Family aspiration, and the other rolled Popularity.

This picture pretty much tells you who got what.

Miss Pam and Cleo (omg, I should have named her Miss Cleo! Mwwahahaha) Anyway,
Miss Pam and Cleo still love to dance together. It seems less wholesome now,
what will Miss Pam gazing at her daughter's crotch and all.

Now that the girls are teens, Miss Pam found a job in the adventurer career.
Which means she needs to improve her bod-stats, stat.

Cleo is still a tub pirate!

While Foxy can't take her eyes off herself. Maybe it's because she's named Foxy,
but literally first thing every morning she stands in front of the mirror and
checks out her bod. Or maybe this is something that sims with high charisma
do?

Pop Quiz! This picture indicates: A) That popularity sims have no sense of boundaries;
B) That aliens have no sense of boundaries; C) That Foxy has an on-going obsession
with the newspaper; or D) All of the above.

Cleo kept wanting to have first kisses and and first dates and things, so I called
up the matchmaker.

Cleo: Matchmaker, matchmaker, match me a match! Find me a find! Catch
me a catch! *clutches hands together adorably*
Matchmaker: *holds up her pimp hand*

...I've seen worse.

He thinks Cleo looks like old dog food, though, so he can gtfo.

Miss Pam's old friend Jin, of the Zoid-hair, showed up for some chess.

Foxy: Quit cheating, you Zoid wannabe!
Jin: What's with the rules? What are you, some kind of robot?

I don't blame him for cheating; her logic skill is maxed out.

Her logic did not prevent her from being fooled by his antics about 7
times in a row.

Don't even think about it, you two.

Oh seriously, what the hell. I haven't had a single FIRE in this legacy, but
I get two robberies?

Luckily, I bought them a burglar alarm.

Cop and Robber: OMG little girl, what are you doing here?
Foxy: ....I live here?

Foxy was the only one who ran out to watch everything.

Lady cop won the fight and hauled the burglar, who's name is Chloe Gonzaga,
out to her squad car.

Cleo: Wake up, Mom and Dad, there's a burg - ohshit, my eyeballs!

What a good sense of timing you two have.

Lady cop: You had a close call, Mr and Mrs Coffy. It's a good thing your
Sim Goddess installed that burglar alarm, or else your easel might've been stolen
again. There's a real demand for easels on the black market these days, mostly
because more and more starving artists are turning to crime to-
Marcus and Miss Pam: Go away, we're about to bone. That is why we are naked.

What's wrong, babydoll?

Oh, I see. Chloe Gonzaga is haunting your dreams.

She looks like she has alien eyes in this picture. Damn you, eyelashes of DOOM.

She kept getting in and out of bed to "cry softly." It was sad. :(

Don't worry, sweetie. I have a feeling your Mama will make it better!

Ahem. See?

Chloe Gonzaga: This place seems familiar. Wasn't I here before, but
maybe it was dark then? And maybe I was committing a crime? Hmmmm.

Chloe Gonzaga: Oh hiiii, little girl...do I know you? Why are you-

Foxy: *douses with a glass of ice-cold water* I lost sleep because
of you!
Chloe Gonzaga: MY EYEBALLS!!!

Foxy did a good try, but only Miss Pam knows how to handle criminal scum
like Chloe Gonzaga.

THIS CANNOT BE.

Miss Pam: Whatever, bitch! I ain't even warmed up! *pokes poke of death*

Chloe Gonzaga: *keels over in a shower of sparks*

Chloe Gonzaga died and there was much cheering from Miss Pam.

And even more cheering from Foxy!

Foxy: ILU death! C'mere and gimme a hug!
Death: Can you not see that I am busy? Especially at this house,
for some reason. Huh.

So, kind of a short update, but death is such a NATURAL stopping point, dontcha think? :D I still have lots of pictures taken, so there will probs be another update soon. THANKS FOR READING OKAY? :D