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Warnings/bonuses: foul language and teenaged same-sexings

Last time on the Coffy Legacy...god, idk. Hopefully you've been reading along
but um, all of generation 3 are now teenagers, Miss Pam and Marcus are both old
and perma-plat, Al beats on/lusts after Chloe Gonzaga the zombie on a regular
basis, and Foxy is just kind of there. Yep.

But this update begins with DRAMA.

Aliens would like to be probing some zombie meat.
Marlon pretends like he cares.

LIARS, all of you.

Miss Pam: Mebbe I can see her get probed from here.

That's more like it.

The return trip!

Hey Chloe...karma called, and she's feelin' bitchy.

She didn't take the abduction well, needless to say.
Though as a romance sim, this is probably the most action she's ever seen.

HELLO BIGGEST LIAR OF ALL.

As you can see, no one lost any sleep over Chloe's alien encounter.

Also, Audrey is very lady like.

VERY.

Vivian: Wanna go to Claire's boutique, sis?

Vivian: Or Forever 21? There's this pink dress you'd look awesome in.

Some people have no gaydar.

Manny: What is this two-bodied, one-headed creature who blocks my
pee spot?

Marlon: Motherfuckin' sirens!
Marcus: Uh, nice try, kid.

No one cares about Marlon.

Audrey and Vivian get along well.
I'm a bit worried about the ideas Audrey has, though... I mean, can you
at least be more discreet when checking out your sister's ass?

Chloe: You've got some egg on your shirt.

Chloe: I mean on your face PSYCH! HAHAHAHAhahaha

Getting molested by aliens didn't humble her in the slightest. The hilarious
part is Foxy's relationship with Chloe is 100/98, and yet they're not best
friends because Chloe's relationship to her is 100/-6. WTF? Someone doesn't
play well with others.

Beastiality should not be a turn on, mmkay?

Speaking of beasts...
Manny grew up into a bear. D:

He's pretty cute, though. Miss Pam loves to play fetch with him.

So SOMEONE *cough*AL*cough* wanted the kids to go to private school.

I thought headmasters were all old and crusty but this one is young.

Headmaster: Pianos? Easels? Books? WHAT KIND OF ENVIRONMENT
IS THIS FOR A CHILD??

He ate his blackened catfish alone in the teen bedroom.

PEDO-LERT!

Wuh?
I don't even know what sealed the deal. Al just kept talking to him about
money and stuff.

Miss Pam: THAT. SHIT. IS. NASTY.

What is?

Girl, you done gone crazy.

It seems weird that zombies get fat. Or that they eat, for that matter.

Who wouldn't wanna roll at a rave with this bitch?

Or these bitches?

I put them side by side to see how much they looked alike...
on close inspection, I'm not sure they do. But it's okay, cos
they're both fierce!

Manny's good at keeping Jan Tellerman from creeping at the windows.

They also got another kitten, named Bernard.

*stare stare stare*

Marlon asked this fire-crotch out on a date and this is pretty much all
that happened.

Audrey couldn't get this girl interested in her so she decided to be mean
to her, instead.

Audrey: OH THATS RIGHT YOU WILL NUZZLE MY BREASTES AND WILL LIKE IT.

WHY AGAIN

Marlon: *bad memory*
Miss Pam: :D

They took her to a rave on Jupiter.

Haha, Marcus is all emo and worried whereas Miss Pam is laughing her tail off.

Besides Al, I think Miss Pam is the only one who still actively dislikes
Chloe.

Her second abduction put some people into an aspiration tailspin.

I seriously don't know why Marlon cares, but yeah, he dipped WAY into the
red after she was snatched the second time. Maybe because Chloe paid
attention to him one time when he was a toddler?

Audrey loves initiating a good clean game of Punch U-Punch Me.

Ahhh, young lesbian rage.

I didn't know that dogs could "sing along" to the piano!

Audrey: LOL THAT DOG CAN'T SING.

Uh-huh.

I had this feeling she needed some dirty girl-girl action, and fast.

THE DATE HADN'T EVEN STARTED

IF YOU DON'T LIKE LESBIANS JUST SAY SO.

I had Audrey give Marlon a hand-held gaming thing, since he'd wanted one
forever and was in failing aspiration.

Turns out that GIVING them a game doesn't cut it. NO, they have to run
out to the store and buy it themselves. D:

This family is totally rich now. It's kind of a let-down. I miss the days
of scrapin' and scratchin' to get by. It reminded me of MY life.

I know that when I wake up in the morning, first thing I do is walk all
the way upstairs to jump on my grandparents' bedside bench.

Wow, you're not getting much clearance there, Audrey.

Yet she somehow landed the flip unscathed. She's got style, no denyin'.

Vivian: Oh hey I know you! Let's hug!
Marlon: GET OFF.

I banished him to college.

WHAT THE HELL WHY. THEY HAVE OVER $300000!

Oh yeah, go for the kids room. CLASSAY.

Fine, take the maid. She was pretty useless anyway.

Ha, he actually took some expensive toilet. And no one cared.

Almost no one.

Repo: I hope I run in to that young, sweet teen thang someday!

I wouldn't recommend it.

I wouldn't call her sweet, either.

Miss Pam retired, as did Marcus. I figured they had earned the right to
rest their raggedy old asses in their final days.

Foxy is kind of a boring heir at this point, to be honest. So I have
her tend to the garden. That way, at least she's useful!

What kind of DARK SHENANIGANS are these?

Eh, it was nothing. People have no concept of which bed is their
regular bed, though.

I had NO idea he was so close to reaching his LTW.
Way to beat your wife, dude!

Audrey saw this bun-head girl and wanted her. The girl said "do not want"
in return.

Audrey: Come on gurl, come on pretty mama, you like dancing, do ya?
I like the way you move oh yeah gurl oh yeah come on you know you wanna ride
the A train, doncha doncha?

Bun-head did in fact want to ride the A train.

Drunk Al: Let's play catch, old man! I'll cream you into next week!
Marcus: zzzzz *still has no concept of where his regular bed is*

I bought them a bar. It made all of them more punchy.

Vivian: WHY HAVE YOU NO JOB YET?
Chloe: What? Idk lay off me!

Audrey: *stares inappropriately*

And then they took it to the next level.
They "family kiss" ALL the time.

Someone ate too many sparkle-omelettes!

Vivian: *tickle tickle tickle!* Erm...
Bob Singleton: No.

Vivian: *dance dance dance!* Erm...
Bob Singleton: No.

(There's grown-up Bernard with Miss Pam in the background..yes, he did
become a cat and I missed it)

So she fried his ass.

No tickling, no dancing, but electrocution is cool. Masochist.

Oh god, it's a prank war.

Vivian approves being blamed for boy-farts!

Meanwhile, Audrey was outside, making out with the girl who got away.

And inside, the world was ending...

This is what over FIFTY fights has come to?

Who's betting Al tries to slip it in while they're on good terms? XD

Next time: college for all!

Also, I'm starting a new legacy. I'll continue on with the Coffys, definitely,
but I wanted to try out the ISBI style that OH, NO ONE ELSE IS DOING.
Yep... they lead, I follow!