simtarts

Previously on...
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Warnings/bonuses: Um... nothing much. This update is kind of boring, to
be honest, but it should be better next time, I hope! This was just kind of an in-between span of pictures that I had to get together before moving on to the good stuff. : )

When we last left off, approximately several months ago, twins Sacha and Giselle were battling it out, quite literally, for torchholder. I haven't
announced the winner until now, but naturally...it's head-case Giselle! My plan was to send all three girls off to uni, but there was a little problem in that neither Giselle nor Sacha had good enough grades to get in. Hopefully, I can remedy that...

Giselle's first action as TH is to refuse to do her homework.

Don't make me regret my decision already, young lady.

The next day, Sacha went to school in a good mood, which raised her grades
to a D- ...or whatever is good enough to get into uni.

Giselle: Bye, bitch! Have fun nerding it up!

Yeah, don't get too comfortable. You'll be joining her in short order.
After tackling that giant stack of homework that goes all the way back to elementary school.

Now that he is no longer TH, Christophe descends into a life of decadent
sloth and loafing.

Um, wow... now that's a surprise.

TWO scholarships? Double shocker!

And here arrives Gen 2 at Sim State! Here's Ninette...

And Sacha...

And our TH and heiress, Giselle! She decided her hair wasn't red enough,
so she soaked it in Hawaiian Punch. Yum.

Giselle: PUT DOWN YOUR ARMS I CAN SMELL YOUR PITS.

She gets busy making friends right away.

Giselle: WHY IS YOUR DRESS COVERED IN FAT BABIES? DX

This really is a stylistic concern. What were you thinking, EAxis?

Sacha and Ninette are chillaxin' in the Ladies when the gym teacher barges in
and orders them to drop and give him twenty.

Ninette changes right there in the bathroom and begins churning out some
jumping jacks.

While Sacha tries to get her work out on in the hallway.

While they sweat to the oldies, Giselle stuffs her face with pancakes.

Giselle: Haha, suckers!

Sacha The gym coach has taught me that my body is a temple, and
from now on I will only fill my temple with salad!

Giselle: What are you looking at? I'm just workin on my curves, girl.

Sacha: Bitch, I hope you get fat.

Sacha: *grumble* Damnit I'm still hungry, though. I'll just make
myself another salad out here in the privacy of the lounge...no one has
to know.

Giselle: I heard you're hoping that I get fat. Is that true, salad breath?

They haven't forgotten they hate each other. It just hasn't come up until now.

Sacha: You already ARE fat. Look how much you jiggle when I poke you!
*poke poke*

Giselle: YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS.

Sacha: Ugh, no.

Bandana: Hmmm...her sister's right, that girl really does kind of jiggle.
Giselle: See? :D

Giselle: Fine, I guess I'd better make a salad for dinner tonight...

Giselle:....Maybe two of them, in case one doesn't fill me up.

Giselle would like baby dress dormie to know that she thinks rats suck...I guess?

IDK, she argues with everyone, there's just no stopping it.

Eh, at least she knows what her strengths are?

Giselle: Pssst, Ninette, did you hear? SACHA FUCKING
SUCKS!
Sacha: I'm right here.

This cow mascot was the meanest one I've ever seen in game.

Bandana: BAWWWWWWWWWW

Brown bun/Ball of stink: BAWWWWWWWWWWW

Sacha: WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?

Giselle: Hey, how's your nose?

Sacha refused to take the bait and simply walked away. Giselle was bummed...
she wanted to fight!

Sacha: Check this out, Ninette...*hic*

Drinking and juggling: perfectly legal but not recommended. But Sacha prefers
it to fighting with Giselle these days. I guess she's ~matured

Giselle: Bah, there's nothing to do here except watch this puddle form.

You could always study?

Giselle: IT WAS YOU WHO MADE THAT PUDDLE, WASN'T IT? *shove*

Or you could do that.

Ninette has a bed.

So does Sacha. You'd just never know it from these pictures.

After all that fighting over who was going to get fat, it's actually Ninette who gains
the Freshman Fifteen.

What? I didn't even have the TH study, and somehow everyone gets an A+?
Geez, I want to go to Sim State when I grow up!

Giselle looks pretty sad for someone who grew up fairly well. Maybe she's
unhappy with her EAxis makeover?

Yup, that's right. I got tired of inventing dramas around salads and decided to
move Giselle out of college.

Back at the ISBI house, she looks for a job. Her lifetime want is to reach the top
of the law career. Alas, there are no listings in her field today.

So she gets a makeover instead! And after filling her fun bar with the guitar, I
sent her off to a community lot. Husband-huntin' time!

Are you serious? You're going to pick on the hot downtownie that everyone tries
to get into their legacy?

Most socially-inept sim ever. :|

Giselle: I like this one! He's got junk in the trunk!

Way to be socially-inept AND stereotypical. Also, he's a teenager.

She comes back from her downtown venture with nothing more than a
basket of groceries.

Giselle: Anyone want some salad? :D

Oh, what the hell...we've got some extra money laying around these days.

Puffy vest: OMG don't arrest me, please! I was just minding my own
business when some voodoo force plucked me from my chair and sent me
hurtling towards your doorstep. I don't want to be here, really!

After he finished describing the plot of Howard the Duck, I sent him home.
Giselle wasn't really feeling him.

Here's Sienna, in case you were wondering what she was up to. She brings
Cassandra Goth home a lot. I have this feeling that they're lezzing out behind
my back.

Christophe still does this 4-5 times a day. It's really not cute anymore.

But shhhh don't tell him that.

As I recall, her father used to have some pretty good luck down at the old
bowling alley, so I sent Giselle down there to see if anyone caught her eye.

Um, it would help if you OPEN your eyes.

And someone did. Catch her eye, that is.

Giselle: You remind me of my doctor...that goddamn cock-drizzling-fat head and
his ice-cold ~~speculum~~ stethoscope.

And so did this guy.

Giselle: Hi. I like your ponytail. Want to be friends? I'M PRETTY AWESOME.
Ponytail: *shudder*

Giselle: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? YOU TALK LIKE A TOY PLANE
WITOUT A FUCKING PROPELLOR.
Diva: Egads, does she kiss anyone with that mouth?
Ponytail: *unimpressed*

No. No, she doesn't.

Giselle: LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY HATE FOR LADYBUGS.

...Why?

Giselle: YOU TALK LIKE A TOY PLAY WITHOUT ANY FUCKING WINGS.
Cherry Alfredo: What the fuck does that even mean?

I swear, I have never had a more argumentative sim. All she did was run around
and yell at people.

Except this guy, who she hugged for some reason.

Since Giselle is obviously not fit to be loose in public, we'll try to get the gypsy
to come through again.

Wow, he doesn't look too happy to be on a blind date.

Oh, maybe that's why. She bought a new blind date while he was still there.
Like she really wants to marry some bow-tie wearing professor who's going to
make her feel BAD for dropping out like a loser.

Ooooh, something's happening inside the house!

lol forever

Meanwhile, Giselle and her new date enjoy some flirtation by the romantic
light of flaming poo.

After a makeover, Christophe looks the same, just old.

Like a virgin...oooh! Touched for the very first time...!

And hopefully not the last!

Her date's name is Daniel. Don't like the rotten food, Daniel? Well get used to
it, because we serve it fresh all day long here at the French house!

Daniel: Eh, it's all right. Reminds me of something I ate recently, though....

Incontinence has hit Christophe. I'm not sure which of those puddles is his
pee but believe me, it's there somewhere.

Christophe: BAWWWWWWWWWW

Oh man, it must be tough to experience the humiliating life of an
uncontrollable after all those sweet years as TH!

Sienna: Hello world! I'm here and I'm old!

Sienna: What if no one will make out with me anymore?

Ask your BFF Cassandra. I'm sure she'll oblige.

Giselle: Keep your Lezzie lips off my mother!

Giselle's not a homophobe, she just hates ~~everyone~~ Cassandra.

I wasn't sure that Daniel was THE ONE, so had Giselle call up blond ponytail
man. Surprisingly, he agreed to show up.

...Even more surprisingly, they bone.

Emo portrait: Boning already? *rolls eyes* God, what a slut.

Afterwards, Giselle stood around and danced to his shitty guitar-playing.

Who knew that Giselle would be into sensitive, guitar-playing ponytail guy?
But they have three bolts, and I don't think I'll be able to stand all the stalking that's bound to happen with three-bolters in the house. Thus, ponytail guy is out of the running as spouse.

Christophe: She doesn't need a spouse, she's got me!

Yeah, no.

I would much rather have this slack-jawed, mouth-drawing-flies couch potato than
a pair of three-bolters, oh yes I would.

Chance card time for Sienna.... with two equally dumb options to choose from.

Whoops.

Sienna: *eyes well with tears*
Emo portrait: I feel ya, girl.

Seeing her daughter get slapped around by Big Cass seems to cheer her up,
though.

Giselle: Allo, monsieur! *kisskiss*

I forget this guys name, but I saw him in Giselle's phone book so I had her call
him over. He must be French, too, if that European kissing is any sign.

Hugs are not okay, though.

Annnnd... interrupted by another chance card.

OH YEAH.

Christophe comes home 25k simoleons richer and in the mood to pick on Mister
Eurotrash.

Anyway, Eurotrash didn't seem to have any sparks with Giselle, so I had her call
up Daniel so she could invite him to move in.

But he said no. :(

I've seriously never had that happen before. The guy must have an inclining of what
he's in for. Hmmm.

Giselle: Sex first, then move in after?

He seemed agreeable to such a compromise. In the olden days they would have called
this a "honeytrap."

Except he wasn't tricked, and he rejected her "move in" proposal yet again.

Giselle: You know, if you move in you can stalk me and breathe down
my neck all you want!

Oooh... a test of Daniel's mettle! If he's going to live in the French household,
he'd better have thick skin!

He doesn't.

But he likes meeting someone new! (++)

Her lesbian crush Big Cass Goth isn't around, so Sienna's feeling a tad lonely.

And hungry.

Sienna: FEED ME TUNAAAA. (++)

This is what happens when Giselle comes back from her first day of work.

Oh shit.

Question is...who's the father?

All will be revealed next time!

Current Legacy Stats
Torch-Holders(founders/heirs): 2
Perma-Plat Sims: 1
Shrink Visits: 0
Social Bunny Visits: 2
Fires: 3
Self-Wettings: 6
Pass-Outs: 4
Fights: 20
Deaths: 0
SocialWorker Visits: 0
Alien Abductions: 0