The Coffy Legacy, Gen. 2.2

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Warnings: foul language and naked zombies

Last time on the Coffy legacy, potential heirs Foxy and Cleo grew into teenagers. The household was robbed by Chloe Gonzaga, but Miss Pam executed vengeance on behalf of the entire family by...executing Chloe Gonzaga.


"Really makes you think" about what? Um, I was there when Chloe Gonzaga was killed, and you
were cheering, Foxy. So why the bad memory?



In fact, everyone in the family is dwelling on Chloe Gonzaga's death in some way. Both Marcus
and Miss Pam have a hankering to practice necromancy. Knowledge sims are so twisted, no?



Miss Pam also stews around in a fury.

Miss Pam: Goddammit I wish I could ice that bitch twice.



Foxy: I've just set the first fire of the legacy, didn't I?

Foxy appears to have sunk into a sort of unresponsive depression.

Foxy: My house was broken into and a bunch of nothing was robbed! What do
you expect?



Who am I to stand in the way of wicked knowledge sim voodoo?

Marcus: One rotten corpse delivered to 1288 Undercover Road, please!



So I thought you could get a zombie for like one dollar. This is not the case.



Okay, thats better. FYI, it takes about a thousand to get yourself a rotten corpse
fresh from the afterlife.



That cloud of smoke is foul-colored. Tinged with the chiaroscuro of hell, no?




Marcus: Oh shit mah eyeballs! Mah boner!





Chloe Gonzaga: You arrrgh responsible for my condition! *poke poke*

Marcus: *looks down* I think her finger is about to break off.




Miss Pam: Keep your hands off my man! *pounce*




Good. I was going to be really disappointed in Miss Pam if she lost this time.



She's been working out, though. Check out them guns!

Miss Pam: I call the right one 'instant death' and the left one 'trip
to the hospital.'



So I kept expecting Chloe Gonzaga to eventually lurch off the lot, but she was
completely selectable and when I loaded the game I saw this. Um, welcome to the
family, Chloe Gonzaga. Maybe you can be the official family slave/nanny?



Chloe Gonzaga doesn't really contribute to the Coffy family so far, though.
She just sits on the couch reading porn...



...and then stumbling to the bathroom sink to rinse of her decaying lady juices. D:

Only hobos and corpses take sponge baths.



Having a zombie around brings a strange sort of balance back to the family, though.
Foxy starts obsessively reading the newspaper again, for example.



And Cleo just stands around exuding adorable. Whatcha smiling at, babydoll?



Ah, very proud of the clown painting, aren't we? Well it is the one that maxed
out your creativity level!



Foxy starts making friends with the local Strangetown teens. Sometimes I get the
feeling that she and Tank are in like with each other.



Foxy: *busts a move* I heard your little soldier is -this- big!



Being a zombie must be depressing. It doesn't help that she can barely take care
of herself - almost all of her needs are constantly in or near the red.



That is NOT for you, Chloe Gonzaga!

Cleo has been wanting a puppy or kitten forever, so I had her call and adopt
a kitten.



The kitten's name is Frannie. She flies!



So cute! Cleo gives Frannie lots of love, typical family sim that she is.



Chloe Gonzaga is still trying to fulfill her social needs any way she can.



Aw, Marcus, you did a good do! And your oldest daughter is super impressed.



He's getting more twisted, though. Why would you want to be a zombie, Marcus?
All your precious skill points would vanish.

Wanting to drink Chloe Gonzaga, though? Totally normal.



Very funny, Chloe Gonzaga, but that's Foxy's schtick.



Miss Pam: Hey smelly corpse, wassup!
Chloe Gonzaga: Bedddargh!



That's not your bed, and I don't want you leaving bits of your moldering
bod behind in the sheets.



Now THAT is your bed!



Who's this pretty leader of the local plastics?

It's Allyn, Marcus' daughter from his first marriage! Cleo brought her
home from school.



Allyn: OMG you play chess? What are you, a member of the nerd herd?
*points and laughs*



Foxy: What is this bitch's glitch?



Actually, I'm pretty sure the chess table is glitched. Every time someone
puts the pieces away and gets ready to stand up, they gasp and do this freak out
face.



Oh and look, the next day Cleo brings home her half-brother, Edgar. Too bad
they all have to be related; he's pretty cute!



Ahahaha, play on, player.

ILU Miss Pam!



Things at the house were getting pretty boring so I decided it was time for
the girls to head out to La Fiesta Tech.



Hee! I laughed at this because Foxy finally looks like the "big" sister.



Not for long, though! Foxy grows up into a semi-appropriate hippie outfit
while Cleo grows up with hate face.

And here's the girls with makeovers and stats:



Foxy Coffy
7/9/6/4/3
Popularity - Have 20 Simultaneous Best Friends
Likes swimsuits and custom hair - Dislikes fitness


Cleopatra Coffy
7/5/9/8/5
Family - Have six grandchildren
Likes blonds in cologne - Dislikes formalwear



With an empty nest at home, Miss Pam and Marcus are looking forward to spending
some quality time together! With...Chloe Gonzaga.


And this will end on a short note because I want all the university happenings to be
in one single post. :D Thanks for reading!

Comments

[cloudywater.livejournal.com]

Love the last picture! I think death/undeadness has actually made Chloe more palatable.

I've always thought that it was charmingly sadistic of Maxis to give sims the desire not only to see their enemies dead, but also to bring them back and SUFFER MOAR. Vindictive, aye!

[simtarts.livejournal.com]

The zombie want was only shared by Marcus and Miss Pam - I'm not sure if it's because they're adults or because they're knowledge sims. I have seen kids with the "see ghost of" want before, though, so apparently it's just that Foxy and Cleo aren't -quite- so sadistic as their parents. :D

[will-o-whisper.livejournal.com]

I didn't know sims could roll the want to be zombies. That's pretty sketchy there, Marcus.
Love Foxy and Cleopatra. It's kind of a shame neither of them got Miss Pam's skin tone, though. :(

[simtarts.livejournal.com]

I suppose Pam could make Marcus a zombie and then get the de-zombification potion but eh... one zombie is enough. Chloe's needs go down so fast!
I agree about the skin tone - I'm hoping one of their chilluns gets it though!

[simpletownsims.livejournal.com]

Hehe I worry for the chilluns of Generation 3, being brought up by a Zombie Nanny!