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Warning: this update is SO LAZY. I should have posted it a while ago, because now that I have my new computer these screencaps were so crunchy by comparison that I really didn't want to do much with them. So for the most part, this update is simply to show you how the asylum challenge finished out, and will include lazy/minimal commentary with pretty, er, simply pictures.

So, first off, we have a little montage of the inmates being helpful and responsible, which of course puts them in the running for the title of asylum winner:

Above is Nikou (

lil_pixiedevil), Eight (

boolpropbea), Stanwick (

needlecream), Appomattox (

charterzard), Justice (

upendoaushi), Appomattox again, Niamh (

keoni_chan), Albina (

dorkasaur_sims), and Appomattox again.

Of course, all that helpfulness does not come without a heavy dose of fail. So have yet another lazy montage of various inmate muck-ups:

Notice a theme? Aside from Richard (

jens_sims) in the first pic, most of these are of Appomattox, who continues his hot streak of ineptitude.

The expression of sheer disgust and frustration on Stan Two's face makes me LOL (also...whoops, forgive me for the picture size inconsistencies in this update)

Oh, yeah, in case you forgot, during the last update Stanwick was abducted by aliens, and thanks to a hack compatibility issue, gave birth to a clone instead of an alien. His clone's name is Stanasia, but I call her Stan Two. She is utterly devoid of any humanity, as you will soon see. The aliens must have bred her that way.

Albina started a rager of a fire. Notice how at peace Stanwick is with this. He closes his eyes in blissful comteplation more than any other sim I've played.

The fire burned for so long that Richard caught on fire. I thought for sure someone would die, but my self-sim got home from work in time to call the fire department.

Albina celebrates her mortality!

He never EVER makes it to bed. Look how concerned my self-sim is as she strolls away.

I don't know why you're still shocked, Albina...this is a totally regular occurrence by now.

What

pixel_trade update would be completely without PT walkbys? This is Orpheus by

legacyfreak, who does not appreciate Eight's voyeuristic streak.

stakeit_uk's Erma shows up to wreck havoc.

dorkasaur_sims' Samson, who wandered in off the streets for no apparent reason...

Except to do this...

...and this! That's right, we breed them hot and unstable here at the Group Hug Group Home! Get them while they're still heavily medicated, boys!

Richard's making a movie about this very thing. Those secret cameras he planted around the house way back in week one are going to make him a super rich sim, thanks to Nikou's indiscretions.

Despite his lecherous money-making scheme, Richard still hates dirty jokes. He's gotta draw the line somewhere.

Hilariously, Jareth still regularly congratulates his Dad for holding the record for most pants-pissing. Mimi (also by

charterzard) can hardly believe her ears.

Sanitation is of little concern to everyone in the room, I guess.

Jareth became very annoying, as my self-sim's expression illustrates.

But at least his 10 neat points prevented him from being a total tool.

But seriously, not much exciting happened. But disturbing things were afoot...

and it all involved Richard.

Richard developed a, shall we say, inappropriate attachment to Stan Two during her toddler-hood. He kissed her whenever he got the chance.

He was completely unashamed of himself, and Stan Two didn't seem to mind, either.

They remained close throughout her childhood.

Too close, some might say.

When Stan Two became a teenager, they immediately, and I mean IMMEDIATELY, took their relationship to the next level.

My self sim does NOT approve! Also, Richard lost his eyebrows during the great CC purge of Thanksgiving Break.

And then my self sim decided to be creepy and find Richard and Stan Two sweet and cute.

So wrong! You changed her diaper at one point, Richard!

As you can see, Stan Two is nothing but a slatternly drunk.

I love the word "slattern."

Who men apparently cannot resist! Tsk, tsk, Eight...I thought better of you.

She's not even a romance sim, either - she's fortune, or something.

And then check this out...Shy Nikou, who has been privately longing for a lesbian lover all this time, autonomously flirted with the straight (as far as I knew!) Justice. Amazingly, Justice didn't mind! In fact...

Wut?

Annnnd...at this point my new computer arrived and I stopped playing. XD BUT, we must calculate the final point standings and determine the winner of the Asylum Challenge!

POINT TOTALS

Appomattox: 20
Justice: 11
Richard: 7
Stanwick: 2
Nikou: 2
Eight: 2
Niamh: 0
Albina: -2

Remember, higher the score, the higher the fail! It's like golf; the lower the score, the better. Which means that the clear cut winner is Albina! Congratulations, Albina! For your prize, you will get to be a legacy founder in my new game. You also get to fulfill your weeks-long want to sell lemonade in your underwear:

Doesn't she look happy?

Anyway, sorry for the utter lame that was this update, but I just wanted to get through it so I can get the founder/winner settled into the hood on my new computer. Expect to see more of Albina in the future, and thanks to all of the creators who let me abuse their sims for this little experiment!

Featuring sims by

boolpropbea,

lil_pixiedevil,

needlecream,

jens_sims,

keoni_chan,

upendoaushi,

charterzard, and

dorkasaur_sims.

With cameos from sims by

stakeit_uk and

legacyfreak