The Coffy Legacy, Gen 3.0

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Warnings: foul language and sim-sexings

Last time on the Coffy Legacy, heir Foxy went on a husband-hunting spree and finally
settled on Al, he who of the piercing and intense stare. They married and Chloe Gonzaga
wet her pants during the ceremony. The legacy house got a makeover. That was about it.



I be rollin', they be hatin'...

Oh yeah. We begin with Miss Pam being a BAMF again. Too bad this isn't her
long term want, eh?



Marcus is kind of failing by comparison. Too bad for him. :/



And how is Chloe Gonzaga doing, you ask? Very well done, thank you.
Anyone fancy some roasted zombie? Tastes like jerky.



Oh, come on, Miss Pam! Not you, too! Fight it...I know you can!



Welp, nevermind then.
I've played them through the summer season before and this never happened. :/



As for how Foxy is doing - well, she appears to be nesting. Perhaps
she is with child?



Al got fit while he was at work, it seems. Well, the criminal career
track would probably keep a person in shape, I guess.



Foxy comes from home from work and gets... not fit. But yay, for
generation three is on its way!



Man, this is the first time I've seen her read a newspaper since she was
a teenager! Pregnancy must have made her all nostalgic.



Chloe Gonzaga: I do not approve of burglars! In their hats and masks,
going around stealing stuff...Who do they think they are?
Miss Pam: Wh-what? Are you motherfuckin shitting--
Marcus: Errr..let's just humor her, yeah?



I felt like giving Chloe a sexy zombie makeover. She is romance aspiration,
after all, and she's always totally horndogged out.

Think she can finally score some COCK in this getup?



Al doesn't think so.

Al: You. disgust. me. *slapslapslap*



Chloe Gonzaga: Whateva, whateva! You can't even have me!



Al: *piercing stare* When you sleep tonight? I will eat you.



Chloe Gonzaga: Hey man, maybe you'd like me if you'd had enough beers?



Al: There is not enough beer in all the world, okay?



What, now you too, Foxy? The wimmens in this house are on FIRE!



Sooo...this is kind of like a porn where a hot guy comes over to fix
the dishwasher, only in this case it's a hot GILF.



Best career outfit ever. Don't even argue with me about this.



Hmmm...should I risk her shiny new promotion on a chance card?
Sure, why not! The payoff could get them a pool!



...whoops.

I mean, damn you, Miss Pam!



She's a super-sad panda about her demotion. :(



It doesn't help that Marcus has out bad-assed her. But... looks like they'll
be getting that pool now, at least!

Here's some over-sized shots of the finished backyard, with pool, fishing
pond, covered porch, green house, and a mausoleum that will double as
Chloe Gonzaga's bedroom:













And here's some overhead shots of the house layout, since I forgot to post
them last time:










Why don't you people ever like what I do to your house? I'd kill to live
in a house like this! Ungrateful little...pixels.



So Chloe Gonzaga and Al reallllly dislike each other now.

And you know, Foxy, I realize you've known Chloe longer and stuff, but
do you have to root for her over your own husband? I can remember a
time when you had a pretty raging hate-on for her.



Foxy: HEY GUISE, HAY GUISE... I made pancakes. Gettin' hungry yet?



Chloe Gonzaga never wins a fight. Never ever. But jeez, Al, why don't you
just whip it out and beat her with it? :/

He's got total serial killer eyes.

Foxy: I approve of my husband's woman-beating ways. :D



See? Even Chloe Gonzaga doesn't stand a chance against pure, unfiltered
evil. His eyes are like green fists, punching through to your soul.



Al: *stares through wife's stomach and into unborn child's soul* Hiii baby,
hiiii!

D: I fear for this child.



I guess Al scared it right out of the womb.

Foxy: I feel funny in the pants.

Um, but you're not wearing pants?



Foxy: MOOOOOOMMMMAAA!



Miss Pam: Here I am! All dressed up and ready to assist!
Gardener: Oh god, I hope placenta doesn't splash on that divine
gown!

Marcus was painting Miss Pam's heir portrait. That's why she's all dressed up.



It's a boy, Foxy's skin, brown hair and Marcus' eyes. He's named Marlon,
after Marlon Wayons.

PSYCH! Marlon Brando. :3 Being a "media magnate" I figured Foxy was probably
into old hollywood stars. Er, yeah, my logics are smart.

BTW, Marcus' eye color has changed a few times. When I switched eyesets
I gave him brown, same as Miss Pam, before I remembered that he originally
had a weird purple color. So I ended up giving him gray as a replacement.



Let's waste no time in getting Marlon a sibling, shall we?



Foxy: Here Chloe...would you like to hold the baby?
Chloe: Not really.
Foxy: Good. *passes him over*



Then she raaaan from the room.



*glurt!*



These two are well past their child-bearing years, but they still enjoy
boning on the couch where everyone can see it.



And Foxy still has a fondness for getting it on in hot tubs. Mmmm, UTIs are
soooo romantic!



Al and Chloe are still enemies.
Chloe Gonzaga: Eat dishwasher, you douche!



But she never, ever wins.



Ever.



But she kind of got her revenge. I suspect it was her who knocked over
the trash, causing a roach invasion that in turn gave Al the flu.



Foxy is definitely knocked up with sprog #2.



And meanwhile, it's time for Marlon to become a toddler.

No one really cared except Chloe and Miss Pam.



Here's Marlon. He's kind of funny-looking for reasons I can't quite pinpoint.
He doesn't seem to have much of a chin?



Hmmm...do I risk it?



IT'S ABOUT TIME. :D



Since Marcus is perma-plat, I have him do all the smart-milk training sessions.
Plus, he and Miss Pam are the only sims who actually want to teach Marlon
anything.

Oh, and I changed Marlon's hair, as you can see.



Al occasionally throws him up in the air as violently as possible (big surprise),
but that's about it for Father-Son interaction.



Foxy's boobs went all wonky...



But then it just ended up being her second pop. :D



And on the other side of the pool, Chloe Gonzaga had a visit from her special
friend.



Who juggled special dolls for her.



And gave her special hugs.

Social bunny might be a special zombie molester. :/



But then I saw that he HOPPED everywhere and I decided I sort of love him.



Chloe Gonzaga loves him too.

Chloe Gonzaga: My bunny hops like dis, roffleroffleroffle



Chloe Gonzaga: Mista Bunny, don't you think it's wrong when someone
turns someone else into a zombie just cuz they did a little property theft?
Huh? Huh? It's wrong, innit?



Foxy: Whatcha doin', Chloe? It's a beauuuutiful day out, dontcha think?
Chloe: Bitch, I want Mista Bunny back.



Er, well, I had another bad go with the chance cards. And I feel rotten...
this is the first time Miss Pam has EVER cried! D:



Marcus is always out trying to commune with the wolves. I'd call him
Dances With Wolves, but "Crotch Sniffed By Wolves" is more appropriate.



Chloe still does this instead of taking real showers. And can I just say
that all the weird grunting "Eh! Eh!" noises they make while doing sponge
baths really crack me up?



When it came time for her to have the baby, Foxy decided to do it in the
green house. Some women think it's natural to give birth into a tub of
warm water, and some women think it's natural to give birth into a plot
of warm, decomposing compost. I guess...



And here's the baby - a girl with skin a shade lighter than Al's, black
hair, and brown eyes. Her name is Audrey.

You will also notice that Marcus and Foxy now have that vampire-looking
skintone that they originally had, way back when Foxy was born. Well, I
had to re-add it to my downloads, basically, because some experimentation
showed me that no matter how many times I reloaded, Foxy kept giving birth
to babies with her own skin tone. It wasn't until I put the old one back
in that I got some variety. Um, yeah... lesson learnt. Don't go pulling
out skintone files willy-nilly, or you will fuck shit up.



Al: My wife! She blinds me now!

You'll get used to it - Miss Pam did.



She does look like she might eat Audrey instead of feed her, though.



Marlon was worried that Audrey would steal his limelight. Not that he
has much limelight to begin with. He's kind of ignored, like I said.



Chloe Gonzaga uses him to fill up her ever-depleted social bar, though.



You can bathe a child, but not yourself?



Al really fits into this family, serial-killer eyes and all.

Al: So is it true that Miss Pam used to dish out vigilante-style
street justice? That's so cool!



Marcus: Wh-what? Whoever told you that? *feigns innocence*



Foxy: Remember that time you made a movie of us...?
Al: And then sold it on the internet? Ah, yes. *is a fortune sim*

One more child for these two, and then I think that'll be it.



Runnnn Marlon! Before you are corrupted!



Annnd....time for him to become a child!



Hmmm. There's too much space between his mouth and his nose, isn't there?
I mean, he's kind of cute I guess - it's just in a decidedly awkward way.



Hey Chloe, nice of you to bring Audrey out for the party. But um, why are
you putting her down on the rug there?



Chloe Gonzaga: Tonight you die, Al Coffy!
Al: O_O *has face full of zombie tits*



Well, this is good.



Okay, that's...awfully close to the baby's head.
Audrey: *shits self*



And she really did shit herself, as you can see from Foxy and Marlon's faces
of disgust.



Chloe Gonzaga is pretty torn up at having lost a fight for the hundredth time.



But Al... Al has finally shown how sick and depraved he really is.
Turned on by an abused and crying woman... erm, woman corpse? Twisted, Al,
really twisted.

I kind of love it.


That's all for now! :D

Comments

[simpletownsims.livejournal.com]

Haha. Couldn't stop laughing at certain points, your captions totally fit the pictures :)

[simtarts.livejournal.com]

Thanks! :D Yes, they are an expressive bunch, aren't they?

[jesstheex.livejournal.com]

Bah ha ha ha! I love that Al is secretly in love with Chloe. Awesome.

[simtarts.livejournal.com]

The more he beats on her, the more he farts hearts for her. It's demented!