The French Legacy (ISBI), Gen 2.0

[simtarts]

Previously on...
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Warnings/bonuses: foul language and sim-sex and naked babies/nannies


The last update ended with Sienna starving. This one begins with her starving.
It's like bookends, no?



Talking on the phone with someone you hate (*minusminus*) is way more
important than food, obviously.



Oh, a salad. WHAT A FATTIE.



Sienna: Whose disgusting baby is that???

Idk, you tell me, she crawled out of your 'gine. Her name is Damien Sacha?



Well, you're halfway there.



After she feeds the baby she basically goes into a trance where she just
stands there and holds the screaming infant until both of their icons are far,
far into the yellow.



Ninette is left to fend for herself in her crib. Have some brief Ninette spam!





Okay, that's enough of that.



STILL IN A TRANCE. EVEN WHILE FILTH SURROUNDS HER.



Newsflash: It's not just Sacha who stinks.



Sigh. SO EAT.



Worrying and fretting won't fill your stomach, Sienna.



Ninette's so used to sitting around in crap-filled diapers that she refuses to be
potty trained. Hey, crap-filled diapers for everyone!



Let me revise that: crap-filled diapers and rotten bottles for everyone!



Christophe's not the neatest sim around, but even he is enraged by the
filthy state of the house.



I was kind of worried that people might start dying if he went to work, so
I had him call in sick. Even though they really need the money. :/



He used his sick day to try to get everything back in order.



Meanwhile, Sienna's having nightmares about the day she agreed to
move in. Guess I can't fault her that.



Ninette: No no nooooo Dada! I want to shit my pants, not shit
on the pot!



Gee, I wonder where she got it from?



What the hell...
Is it catching?

Also, poor Sacha, surrounded by puddles of warm urine. :(



Nanny Dearest: I STINK AND IT'S YOUR FAULT.



Oh, he cried. :(



Sienna: wtf is he doing?

Giving his child affection, but I can see why you're confused, since you
haven't hugged or played with your children once.



The twins grew up. Giselle starts life out right by having a splash-party
in her mother's pee.



And Ninette somehow grew up well! Probably because Christophe played
with her so much. Autonomously, even!



So at this point the house was WAY to small, so I quickly slapped a bigger
one together.
Unfortunately, they didn't have as much money as I thought - only $17,000
when I moved them out! - and the new house is basically the ugliest, crappiest
dwelling ever.
The inside's even worse.
I'm sorry that you have to endure the pictures that are taken inside it. :(



Here's a better look at child-Ninette.



Giselle.



Sacha.



Moving into a new house refreshed everyone's motives quite a bit, which
meant that Sienna and Christophe had enough energy to christen their
new bedroom.



Yeah... I think you guys forgot something.



Ninette cares!



And actually, so does Sienna! *gasp*

Ninette: She never patted me on the head like that...:(



Sienna: I can't SLEEP with all that toddler racket going on!

Lady, try the bed instead of the couch next time.



Oh yes, please bring home a big sack of money, Sienna.

Thank god she didn't sleep through/skip work again. They're REALLY poor.



Christophe: So....A is for apple. And apple is a fruit. That means that if
I am an apple, then I am also a fruit! LOL

Christophe is VERY prepared to help his children with their homework.



Christophe: You know what life is? Life is like...waiting for death.

And he's good with the important life-lessons, too.



Hey! Nice job autonomously bathing a toddler, Sienna.

Except I forbid you from making that face again. D:




D:



And changing a diaper, too!
I'd give you a prize, but you're doing it in the kitchen, and leaving the smelly
evidence right on the floor.



The twins grow up. Sacha grows up pretty well.



And Giselle grows up just so-so.
No doubt it's because she played in her mother's pee when she was a toddler.



Sacha.



Giselle.



Sienna spends most of her time spying on the neighbors. As far as I can tell
it's pretty much what she lives for.



Christophe: Owwww, you mussed up my flair!

I really really hate the Nanny. If this were an ordinary legacy she would have
been dead meat by now.



Spending toddler-hood in her mother's pee really gave Giselle a complex.
Her first interaction with her twin is to make faces at her.



Sacha: What the hell? It's not MY fault you grew up in a pee-puddle.



Giselle: Okay. Hi, sis!

...



Sacha: Pillow-fight timez!

Uh, nice ape face, Giselle.




D:



Giselle: OWWWWW, your pillow gave me ape-face!



Giselle: How dare you hit me with a ROCK HARD PILLOW!



Meanwhile, Ninette is hoping for some attention by jumping on the bed like
a little shit.



Uh oh. Better book it, Sacha!



Too late. D:



...
I guess we know who the head bitch in charge is, yeah?



Christophe still knows how to show his appreciation for a good meal!
Man, who wouldn't want this classy guy serving up grub in their bistro.



Giselle: Is that bitch playing with pillows again? Didn't I learn her
to cut that shit out?



Giselle: NO MORE PILLOWS

I have no idea, but I'm guessing that she was following Sacha around in hopes
of kicking her ass again.



Giselle: Eeee! This is somehow all Sacha's fault, I just know it!



Oh social worker?
How come you're never concerned about shit like this?



I guess that Nanny Dearest felt it was her duty to protect the children from
their pedo father.



The hate. It burns.



AND THEN... the Nanny took like three baths in a row.
And it was made worse by the fact that it looked like she was squatting
down to take a dump in the tub. D:



Sacha had to wait so long for the toilet that she had a tantrum.



And so did Giselle.



This rotten hamburger hadn't even TOUCHED Ninette's mouth before the
"Ninette has food poisoning" message popped up.



Poor bb. I've been there.



Look, okay, it's not MY fault she's too smart to eat the rotten hamburgers.
Also, please watch your hyperbole. She's not THAT skinny or bony.



Giselle: I agree with you, Mother *plusplus*. But I HATE THAT I
AGREE WITH YOU.

She's so bi-polar. It's freaky.



And she still loves to lurk in the background, just WAITING for Sacha to
give her an excuse to beat a bitch down.



So I don't know if the trash got tipped over or what, but I heard some weird
noises in the middle of the night and discovered that Sienna was outside
with some roaches.

Look, I don't think that showing them your cootch will make them go away.

...Unless that's where they came from??



Ladies and gentleman, your future celebrity chef!



Both of the twins got sick from the roaches.



Of course, Giselle blames Sacha for their mother's roach-infested vagina.



She who is most psychotic wins again!

Giselle: :>



Look, I don't care if they were previously on fire, you will all eat these
blackened pop tarts and you will like them.



OMG, could it be?
Giselle....being sweet?



Giselle: I WILL RIP YOUR EARS OFF, TEDDY.

Whoops, spoke too soon.



Giselle: This broken shower is YOUR fault, Sacha! *attack*



I like how Giselle uses the cloud of dust as a means to launch herself
towards her twin sister.



Oh Sienna, you never cared about their fighting before. Why start now?



Ooooh, watch out, Giselle! Sacha's learnt to hold her own!



Would someone please murder the goddamn Nanny, like...yesterday?




THANKS GAME, I GET IT.



Sacha: Cover yourself, scarlet woman! :O

Sienna looks like some drunk, aging southern belle from a Tennessee
Williams play.



Ninette does a birthday-jig!



And she grows up super well thanks to the A+ she got at school that day.

Yep, she got an A+ despite the fact that one of those piles of homework
is hers. Don't ask.



She rolled romance, and looks just THRILLED about it, no?



I mistakenly thought that Christophe wanted to stargaze, but then I noticed
this. Oh Christophe, you never cease to amuse me. I wish I could keep
you around forever!



He clearly saw SOMETHING scandalous and fascinating! Even if it was
happening in outer-space.

Christophe: I saw how Battlestar Galactica ends!

Huh?



The world can never have enough shy flirting.



That's right, NEVER ENOUGH!



Next on his list of wants was to go downtown.
And "freestyle for tips," of course.

Christophe: I like big butts and I cannot lie! You other fellas can deny!

Oh come on, Sienna's butt isn't that big.



No one tipped him, but Cherry Alfredo, the girl he has two bolts with, came
up and flirted with him.

Now he has a "had an affair" memory. Dumb, Maxis. Dumb.



Just freestyling isn't enough. He needs a TIP, dammit!

Sienna: What creature is this who disturbs my rest?



Thank you, Sienna! I know it's hard for a fortune-sim to part with their gold.



Sacha got a D. Welp, it was bound to happen to someone, though I don't get
why it's her, since her pile of homework is the same size as everyone else's.

I suspect Giselle's behind this turn of events, though.



Nanny: Hey! Hug?
Ninette: Um, no.

Nanny, no one likes you. Please die in a fire.



Man, it's like she heard me!
Oh gosh, I was so tempted to sell the fire alarm and see if she combusted!



Unfortunately, she lives to terrorize another day.



JESUS H. SOMETHING.

Sacha, whatever you do, do NOT turn around!



And stop trying to hug Ninette, dammit!



She hates you!



Except when it comes to deep, involved conversations about downhill skiing.

Whatever, neither of you have ever been skiing. I know because I don't have
Bon Voyage installed.



How is it that you're getting promotions and Christophe isn't?



Ninette: *in bear voice* Hi Sacha! Remember when you were sick
with the flu? Well, I'm still full of all those germs....neat, huh!



Kind of a delayed reaction, isn't it?
But why is everyone always trying to talk to Sacha through that damn bear?



FINALLY!
Though I fear I won't be able to get him to the top of his career before his
reign as torch-holder ends. :(



I used the twins' childhood command to grow them up.



Even with D grades, Sacha grew up well. (How?)



And Giselle was so-so.



Sacha's a really pretty blend of her parents' genetics.



And Giselle's the apple of her father's eye, right down to having his vision
problem!

They BOTH rolled popularity.
Nice, guys. Way to be just like Angela and Lillith Pleasant! D:



Current Legacy Stats
Torch-Holders(founders/heirs): 1
Perma-Plat Sims: 0
Shrink Visits: 0
Social Bunny Visits: 0
Fires: 3
Self-Wettings: 3 (not counting the nanny)
Pass-Outs: 4
Fights: 4
Deaths: 0
SocialWorker Visits: 0
Alien Abductions: 0

Comments

[simrouge.livejournal.com]

Look, I don't think that showing them your cootch will make them go away.

...Unless that's where they came from??
HAHA OH SNAP.

And I guess Sienna would be be like the lovely Amanda from The Glass Menagerie, huh?

[simtarts.livejournal.com]

I was thinking Maggie from cat on a hot tin roof, but your interpretation could work too!

[vivalasimming.livejournal.com]

Haha, The twins made me laugh so much with the ape face!!
Good update :D

[simtarts.livejournal.com]

Thanks! :D They don't have NATURAL ape-face, I don't think. They're just...expressive in a monkeyish way.

[sidonzo.livejournal.com]

LMAO! Great update! XD

[simtarts.livejournal.com]

OH thanks!

[hawkeyefreak72.livejournal.com]

Wow, it's weird that other ISBI twins fight and hate each other, when in mine they're BFFL...

Love the psychopathic Sacha, but I am afraid of what she will become o.O

[simtarts.livejournal.com]

Heh! You mean Giselle? I know, I get confused to. ;)

[tiipiipii.livejournal.com]

Another great update! :D

The girls grew-up so pretty!

[simtarts.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I wish I could see how a boy-child would have looked, but I dare not get Sienna preggo again!

[scarred-id.livejournal.com]

Ninette: No no nooooo Dada! I want to shit my pants, not shit on the pot!

LMFAO! That is beautiful right there.

Thank you for this, you just made the last hour at work fly by in a flying thing filled with cackles loud enough to disturb the coworkers. My favorite way to end the day.

Seeing ISBIs always makes me want to try it out, but I am gigantic control freak and would go into gamers aspiration failure during gameplay.

[simtarts.livejournal.com]

I'm a control freak too. I think ISBI has been good for me. Maybe? Heh. Thanks for reading!