The French Legacy (ISBI), Gen 3.0

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Warnings/bonuses: Swearing, babies, infidelity, toddlers in hats...

Our current TH Giselle ended the last update with a -kerflooey- into her first
pregnancy. But who was the father? Swarthy-but-lazy Daniel, or sensitive
ponytail guy? Only time (and this update) shall tell.


Giselle: Hi Daniel. Guess what? I'm pregnant and I think
you're the father maybe but I'm not positive so yeah... Will you please,
please move in?
Daniel: *falls in love*

He finally agreed to move his raggedy ass in, too.



Daniel: UM, halp where do I cook this?

Behind you.

He cleans up nice, but he ain't too bright.



Sienna: HEYYYY, I GOT YER NOSE.

I always thought Giselle's general nastiness was inherited from Christophe,
but now I'm starting to wonder if it isn't from Sienna.



Sienna: Aw, no hard feelings. Let's shake hands, yeah? *ZAPPP*

She's definitely on the mean side.



Pregnancy makes one light as a feather, with cat like reflexes.

Yeah, idk...she kept sneaking everywhere for some reason.



*KERFLOOEY*

Soon...soon we will know who the father is!



Daniel has a job in athletics. Very appropriate for a lazy sim.



Giselle: *sneak sneak sneak* I don't wanna wake the baby...

It's inside of you, genius.



Oh look. Daniel brought home Daniel.
Damn, if this weren't an ISBI I might try to hook them up, homosexy style.



THINKING IS CHEATING, GISELLE.



Her wet dreams about sensitive ponytail man assuaged her with guilt, so it
was time to pop the big question.



LOL llama hug



No reason to dilly-dally, am I right? I mean, she might have his bun in her oven.



Christophe: MY DAUGHTER IS GETTING AS BIG AS A SUMO FATTIE
AND I WANT TO KNOW WHO IS RESPONSIBLE. IS IT YOU? BECAUSE IF SO
I EXPECT YOU TO MAKE A HONEST WOMAN OF HER.

They already married, Christophe. Bit late for a shotgun wedding.


Daniel: SHE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A SUMO WRESTLER SHE'S
ALWAYS LOOKED THAT WAY SHE'S JUST A LITTLE BLOATED.



Not bloated for much longer, cos it's baby time!



All of Daniel's coloring, which means YOU ARE THE FATHER, DANIEL.

His name is Pepe. As in Pepe le Pew. :D



Damn. The old folks are psyched.



Daniel: *eyes bug in surprise* Promoted? Really? But I'm the laziest
sim I know... I'd sleep all day if I could.



Okay. One: Christophe, you have NEVER done this before. Just because you're
a geriatric now doesn't mean you need to bathe with a sponge. And two: not
in front of the baby, please.



Sienna still knows how to fall into a trance while holding a baby.



Oh no, look who's back.

It's Nanny Dearest, the worst Nanny in the world, and Christophe's original nemesis.

She still sucks at her job.



Giselle: OH SHIT WHY.

Just photo-documentation of a fire.



Chance card time! Because I am a sucker, I almost always go with the 'nicer' option.



This time I was mean and it paid off. Not that an athlete really needs logic. Meatheads.



OMG what the hell are these dark shenanigans? D:



Oh, nevermind. Just a fight. Which Nanny Dearest won.



Nanny Dearest: IT'S GO TIME, OLD MAN!

God, selfish much? I mean, you just won. Calm down for a second. Sit back
and drink an ensure.



OHBURN



I hate Nanny Dearest, and even though this might be technically against ISBI
rules, I'm doing it anyway.



Well, I'm sure that boning your hubby instead of changing Pepe's diaper won't
hurt your relationship with him at all.



Still alive?



That's better. You will sleep in your own pee and you will like it. Just like
the kids you watch over.



New Nanny: Here I am! Whatever happened to Kendal Lawson, anyway?
She was dropped off here and never came back...
Sienna: *trance* Beats me.
Pepe: Oooh, burnt omelette!



So far New Nanny does not impress.



How could you pee yourself again when you're not even taking in any food
or water?

Nanny Dearest: There was some water over on the floor there...

...That wasn't water.



Just look at this born natural athlete, folks. No steroid enhancement here, nope.



Pepe is a toddler now. He's pretty cute, even if his eyebrows seem to high up
on his forehead.

Pepe: Well if you hadn't put me in the dumb hat...

Hush now.



Hey bun-head. Whatcha doing?

Bun-head: Holding this baby.

She held him FOREVS. I think she wanted to baby-nap him.


Nanny Dearest *CROAK*!



Grimmy; Ick. Nast.



Giselle: *pukes* It smells in here, Dad...what happened?



Christophe: Revenge happened, my dear. Sweet revenge...
Nanny Dearest: Bai!



HALLELUJAH! GTFO now, and you'd better not come back to haunt them. Or be reincarnated
into Giselle's new spawn.



Here's some toddler spam! Mmm, toddler spam, toddler spam...tastes so good,
straight from the can...

(don't mind me. No, I don't have Pescado's babby-q, why do you ask?)



The hands, THE HANDS!



New Nanny: I know I just fed you, sweetie, but here's another bottle
just in case.

New Nanny is worryingly efficient.



But Pepe would rather gnaw on his bear.



Yes, you are probably pregnant..



Make that definitely pregnant. And Daniel is definitely the father, since Giselle
has been ~faithful so far.

(oh hi there, let me show you my unedited pic...)



Sienna: BAWWWWWWWW not another mouth to feed! We're already
so poor! *has fortune sim melt down*

No, you're not poor, actually... I just never buy you nice things.



Daniel: How could you get pregnant again, strumpet?

Looks like nobody is impressed with Giselle's ovaries.



I just can't bring myself to choose the mean option this time.



And it's good I didn't, because there's no way Daniel would have gotten those
two body points on his own.



Quit trying to be sweet, with your autonomous tummy-rubbing.



AWWW. Okay, I'm sold. That's pretty sweet right there.



Giselle: DAD WHAT DID YOU DO I THINK YOU KNOCKED IT LOOSE



This is Ines. Giselle's hair and skin, and Daniel's eyes.



Daniel: Why do I sit next to him? Why am I compelled? I thought
that part of my life was just a PHASE..
Christophe: GTFO now, please.



Good job, Giselle!

Giselle: Eh, secretary. Big whoop!

Play things right and you might get spanked by James Spader or something. IDK,
try to be more positive, ya big sourpuss.



Pepe: I AM ENRAGED THAT I GREW UP WELL. IS THIS AN ISBI
HOUSE OR IS IT NOT?

It is, it is.. cool your jets.



Christophe wants to get started on molding him into a pleasure sim right away.



I'm too lazy to change the hat. Plus he looks cute in it.



At some point when I wasn't looking, Christophe got fat. Being that he's a chef,
he's allowed.



I just thought Ines' little puckered up mouth was cute. Also... hot dads are hot!



But not hot enough for Giselle.

What can I say? She wanted to go on a date with him. His name is Gregory,
by the way - very appropriate for a sensitive ponytail guy.



Giselle: WOW..that was amazing. I've never been to such heights of
ecstasy before!
Gregory: What about MY needs?



Gregory: Hey dude...see ya later!
Daniel: Who is that strange young woman...?



Aww...poor oblivious Daniel. At least he's a pretty good daddy.



Pepe, however, clearly inherited his mother's cheating ways.



Giselle: OMG...DAD? DID YOU KNOCK ME UP?

Jesus, why the hell would that be your first conclusion?



*KERFLOOEY!*

But she definitely is pregnant, and this time there's a good chance that Daniel
is... NOT THE FATHER.



Find out in the next update!


Current Legacy Stats
Torch-Holders(founders/heirs): 2
Perma-Plat Sims: 1
Shrink Visits: 0
Social Bunny Visits: 2
Fires: 4
Self-Wettings: 6 (not counting the nanny for any of these but fights, btw)
Pass-Outs: 4
Fights: 22
Deaths: 0
SocialWorker Visits: 0
Alien Abductions: 0